10 new sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
Sports are sweaty, full-contact, and for the most part played with equipment that resembles either a penis, a testicle or both. Thus, it’s no surprise that players can easily find themselves featured in the sorts of compromising images one would normally have to hack an iPhone to find. Here are some of our favorites. Enjoy them. You deserve it.
Keen insight into my beagle’s mind.
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Morning Fluff: A Richardson’s ground squirrel dressed in a ballet tutu twirling around to Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 3.
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The Onion. How I love thee.
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AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
bigcatface: Sphynx kitty is eating a banana.
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LOL DOG FACES!
Luigi leads the way as six dogs attempt to break the Guinness World Record for most dogs on a surfboard, during the Surf City Surf Dog event held in Huntington Beach, California. The dogs were not able to stay on for the required ten seconds. Is it just us, or does that second dog look utterly terrified? Picture: Orange County Register, Cindy Yamanaka/AP
The look on that dog’s face.
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OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR DELICIOUS LITTLE FACE. I JUST WANT TO EAT IT WITH MY OWN FACE.
THIS IS WHY I DON’T COME TO VISIT MORE OFTEN, GRANDMA.
O SHT UP. UH JST LUHN YR FCCCCCE.
I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A RETIREMENT HOME SO HARD AND SO FAST THEY’LL HAVE TO DIG YOU OUT OF THE BASEMENT TO FEED YOU.
Anyone familiar with the nutter butter known as Nicholas Cage will love this delightfully irreverant paean to his random bouts of maniacal laughter that give his characters their wacky, madcap depth.
Ticklish Cage from Jon Daly
Jorge knew from the start that he and his dorm mate weren’t going to get along. (animalsbeingdicks)
Chiahuhua Facebite
